Wednesday, December 29, 2010

This Stinks!

So I slept pretty good last night...duh! :) I woke up at 5:30 in pain. So I got up and took a pill. I went back to sleep and slept until hubby called to see how I was doing at 8:30. Then I talked to his sister and she is coming over to get the kiddos for a few hours today so that I can take another pill while hubby works.

I made a list of things I can and cannot do because of this injury.

I can wipe my butt. I cannot pull up my pants.
I can type. I cannot do dishes.
I can take drugs. I cannot open the bottle.
I can take a shower. I cannot clasp my bra.
I can drive. I cannot close the driver's side door.
I can shop. I cannot go through the drive thru.
I can do squats. I cannot do push ups.

Okay, that's all I can remember being as I am all foggy feeling. Gotta love the drugs.


  1. I got a laugh out of this because it reminded me of when I broke my arm last spring. I needed my husband to help me get in and out of my shirts for a while! I could type, but only if I moved the keyboard low to my lap and it hurt but I was going to do it anyways! I had to close the car door with my right arm and steered with just that one. And no upper body work for me for months:( Hope you heal fast!

  2. Oh my! Hope your feeling better fast!

  3. Dude, left handed butt wiping just isn't the same... ;-) Feel better and take good drugs!!

    Polar's Mom

  4. Well at least you can type!! Sorry you're in so much pain, Mandy. Hope you get well and fast.

  5. Ok, I'm putting my Mandy voodoo doll away. Sling & all.

    Heal well my friend!